Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

I asked my Scottish girlfriend to rate my listening skills. She said you’re an 8 on a scale of 10……

why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton I’ll never know.

Dubious but nice try

 

[Blue_eyes]

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Ok, which one of the posters who "liked" this is wayne?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Ok, which one of the posters who "liked" this is wayne?

Rooney??

 

[balotellishaircut]

Dubious but nice try

Don’t get the ‘nice try bit but hey ho’

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Kyle thanks Midlands police for clearing most of his kids from chaos at WBA

Rooneys greatful partners also thank police

 

[bluebc]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Don’t get the ‘nice try bit but hey ho’

Are you one of the seven dwarves, or part of a Ramones tribute act?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]