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Mummy, why am I called Petal.
Well my beautiful daughter, when you were just 2 days old I laid you in your cot, at that moment a lovely rose petal floated through the window and landed on your head. It was such a beautiful moment that I cried and I knew, I just knew I had to call you Petal.
Oh thats wonderful Mummy, so why is the dog called Porky ?
Cos my little Petal, he fucks pigs.

 

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That's an updated version of....
Mummy, why am I called Petal.
Well my beautiful daughter, when you were just 2 days old I laid you in your cot, at that moment a lovely rose petal floated through the window and landed on your head. It was such a beautiful moment that I cried and I knew, I just knew I had to call you Petal.
Oh thats wonderful Mummy, so why is the dog called Porky ?
Cos my little Petal, he fucks pigs.

I have a mate called Two dogs fucking.

 

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