Joke thread

Fred West was in court and the Judge said:

“How do you plead after hearing all the evidence against you?”

“Not Guilty your honour”

“That’s preposterous there were body parts found all over your garden, what’s your mitigation?” says the Judge.

Fred

“ I got my topsoil from a garden centre in Lockerbie”.
 

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