Joke thread

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[kippaxneil]

The wife will go spare when she finds out I've lost her only copy of Beethoven's Unfinished Symphony.
I'll never hear the end of it.

 

[Big Swifty]

The wife will go spare when she finds out I've lost her only copy of Beethoven's Unfinished Symphony.
I'll never hear the end of it.

Actually, it was Schubert who wrote the Unfinished Symphony

 

[horlock_was_super]

Actually, it was Schubert who wrote the Unfinished Symphony

I have never understood the title of this.
He’s dead. How does anyone know it’s unfinished, he might have thought:
’I’m mad for this banger!’ Then went to bed and died in his sleep.
People shouldn’t assume that he didn’t finish it.
People really shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.
Right. Beer.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Fred West was in court and the Judge said:

“How do you plead after hearing all the evidence against you?”

“Not Guilty your honour”

“That’s preposterous there were body parts found all over your garden, what’s your mitigation?” says the Judge.

Fred

“ I got my topsoil from a garden centre in Lockerbie”.

Oooooh dear me !!

 

[balotellishaircut]

Actually, it was Schubert who wrote the Unfinished Symphony

Thanks for that Swifty, I also thought The Verve wrote it. :)