Joke thread

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Fred West was in court and the Judge said:

“How do you plead after hearing all the evidence against you?”

“Not Guilty your honour”

“That’s preposterous there were body parts found all over your garden, what’s your mitigation?” says the Judge.

Fred

“ I got my topsoil from a garden centre in Lockerbie”.

I don’t think even Jimmy Carr/ RickyGervais/ Frankie Boyle would go there with this one! :)

 

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[hammocity]

I don’t think even Jimmy Carr/ RickyGervais/ Frankie Boyle would go there with this one! :)

The Detective's said to Fred:

“right Fella, you’re we’ve got the evidence, how many people have you murdered?”

“OK, I’ll fess up, 7 in total”

“7? We’ve found 12 bodies in your back garden”

Fred

“Don’t forget I’m a builder, that’s just an estimate”.

 

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