Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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Just ran into a mate who looked like he'd just gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson at his prime. "Bloody hell mate what happened.?"
"Well I was giving next door's housewife a good seeing to on the kitchen table when she heard her husband's key in the front door. Quick she hissed - use the back door!"
"Well you don't get an offer like that every day do you?"
"Well I was giving next door's housewife a good seeing to on the kitchen table when she heard her husband's key in the front door. Quick she hissed - use the back door!"
"Well you don't get an offer like that every day do you?"
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blue44
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I was playing darts in my local last week and a woman got one of her nipples pierced right in front of me.
I'v always been shit at darts .
I'v always been shit at darts .
blue44
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Lavinda Past
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Barcon
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Hey Lav. Is it just me or does everybody have to click on the tiny pic in order to see it?
Serious question in case I have to adjust my laptop settings.
And no, my bike is not outside.
WickyWain
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Everybody has to click on it.