Joke thread

Just ran into a mate who looked like he'd just gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson at his prime. "Bloody hell mate what happened.?"
"Well I was giving next door's housewife a good seeing to on the kitchen table when she heard her husband's key in the front door. Quick she hissed - use the back door!"
"Well you don't get an offer like that every day do you?"
 
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