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Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say, "gissa lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Scouse Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon here with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the bastards have managed to nick a motorbike already".
 
jimharri said:
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say, "gissa lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Scouse Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon here with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the bastards have managed to nick a motorbike already".
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Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Cant wait to use that in my local on Friday ... its full of the fuckers.
 
jimharri said:
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say, "gissa lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Scouse Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon here with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the bastards have managed to nick a motorbike already".
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Hahaha brilliant
 
went to the Chemist asked for a French letter (yes at my age ) , girl said we are out of them . We have Welsh letters ..they are French but have a leak in them .
Scottish letters but with a plaster over the leak. And Irish they have a plaster but its not over the leak. Oh never mind I said just give me 99 of any. Don't you want 100.
I looked at her ..are you Offering??
 
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus.


Why do farts smell?

For benefit of the deaf.
 
As a boy , the composer Bach was in the music room practising one day when he decided to climb into the grand piano.
His nanny, realising the music had stopped went to see what was wrong.
After a short while she found Bach and said, "Sebastian - what are you doing in there? "
"Sshh, I'm Haydn!" came the reply....
 
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