A bloke was walking along the beach when he spotted a fisherman.He walked over and during the usual pleasantries he spotted a really large pen amongst his fishing gear.‘Where did you get that pen it’s a beauty?’The fisherman looked at him and said‘See that old bottle with a cork?’‘I found it on the beach, once I pulled the cork a genie came out and granted me one wish’The bloke was quick to ask ‘Can I have a go?’As soon as he made his wish to the genie a loud quacking sound could be heard in the sky as it became darker.As the ducks started landing the bloke exclaimed ‘ I asked for a million bucks’The fisherman said ‘yeah the genie is hard of hearing, do you think I asked for a 12” BIC!