Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

Why are an Eskimo builder's semi-detached houses stronger than any others?

Igloos them together

 

[TinFoilHat]

Cheetahs? In a jungle?

Did you know one of the African names for them is Skousekints?

 

[Lavinda Past]

City women are on the verge of signing Cinderella. I don't think it will work out though. All she's known for is running away from the ball.

 

[nalari]

A man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall...

Art

A man with no arms and legs lying on the floor...

Matt

 

[RayCTID]

Cheetahs? In a jungle?

I didn't write the orignal joke

 

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[RiversideBlue]

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And someone's stolen the wheels from the bus

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

As a sufferer from RA, I am mortally offended. Lucky for you that we are not in Scotland where their super dooper new hate law would see you spending a year in jail for this.
Nevertheless I shall be suing BM just as soon as I have recovered my composure. My therapist reckons I will be fine in about a year so his fees will add a fair whack to the damages.
Meanwhile I am exploring the possibility of suing on behalf of Rheumatologists everywhere who will be insulted by this outrage.

Your fingers must fucking hurt having typed all that out!