Joke thread

[Phil Meup]

I surprized my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact i knew where she lived.

How can anyone not find this funny?!
Good effort!

A farmer counted his cows and had 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

A magician was walking down the street and he turned into a grocery store.

 

[mrcunny]

I had a one night stand with a girl who works as a cashier in Tesco. We met in a bar, enjoyed a few drinks and she asked me round to her place. Well, one thing led to another and we ended up in bed together. I reached underneath the sheets to touch her leg and shouted "What the bloody hell is that?!" I took a look and realised I was holding a sixteen-inch long rubber dildo. She blushed and said "Oops, it's an unexpected item in the shagging area."

i laughed lol

-- 26 Nov 2013, 13:47 --

I surprized my new female post lady this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if she was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact i knew where she lived.

i didnt laugh

How dare you,you miserable puss dribbling odd legged son of a cu**...no offence meant...:-)

 

[robinhood CITY]

I thought I'd surprise the post lady this morning so I went to the door naked and put my cock through the letterbox.

I don't know what surprised her more, my cock through the letterbox or the fact I knew where she lives..!!

 

[BimboBob]

I thought I'd surprise the post lady this morning so I went to the door naked and put my cock through the letterbox.

I don't know what surprised her more, my cock through the letterbox or the fact I knew where she lives..!!

One page back is lost to you isn't it?

 

[mammutly]

I thought I'd surprise the post lady this morning so I went to the door naked and put my cock through the letterbox.

I don't know what surprised her more, my cock through the letterbox or the fact I knew where she lives..!!

One page back is lost on you isn't it?

 

[jimharri]

I thought I'd surprise the post lady this morning so I went to the door naked and put my cock through the letterbox.

I don't know what surprised her more, my cock through the letterbox or the fact I knew where she lives..!!

 

[mrcunny]

I thought I'd surprise the post lady this morning so I went to the door naked and put my cock through the letterbox.

I don't know what surprised her more, my cock through the letterbox or the fact I knew where she lives..!!

One page back is lost on you isn't it?

Its not even one page....haha I cant say its a good joke but hey all to their own....lol

 

[BimboBob]

I thought I'd surprise the post lady this morning so I went to the door naked and put my cock through the letterbox.

I don't know what surprised her more, my cock through the letterbox or the fact I knew where she lives..!!

 

[charliebigspuds]

I heard the other day that Jonathan Ross can stick two chocolate bars up his arse



He call it his party twix

 

[Southern KK]

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally distraught, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even prettier than Sandra!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him.. He isn't your father."

This comes from an old calypso song from 1943 Shame and Scandel. I remember it from my childhood in the 60s when we lived in the Caribbean. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/song-midis/Shame_and_Scandal.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/song- ... candal.htm</a>