Joke thread

[kippaxwarrior]

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[ray21]

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The last bit reminds me of a night I went to a work mates stag night in Middleton about 35 years ago, it was in the New Inn pub, I got chatting to a woman and we ended up going into the parish church grounds and started fumbling around as you do when you are pissed after a few tries of her giving me a BJ we gave up, when I got home later as I got undressed her wedding ring fell out of my undies, all I knew was she was from Heywood.

 

[talkativesprout]

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Spreading his "Holy Venom" may have been why he feels threatened in the first place...For balance a substantial amount of other religious men seem to like shagging kids too...perhaps its gods will?

 

[Dicko69]

With 2 games to play, man utd currently have a minus 2 goal difference

 

[1.618034]

With 2 games to play, man utd currently have a minus 2 goal difference

-3

 

[Dicko69]

-3

Fuck me they are shite

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Coatigan]

-3

-2 next week

 

[1.618034]

-2 next week

If it's still -3 I'll be happy