Joke thread

A poor Mexican is riding his burro when he is stopped by a posse of lawmen… they ask him has he seen Juan Pedro the bandit, he said only yesterday I was riding my burro when Juan Pedro jumped out from behind a rock and pointed his gun at me and said “ take down your trousers and shit” this I did he then said “ now eat your shit “ he then took my belongings and left!
Sometime later that day I found Juan Pedro the bandit sleeping by the river, I snuck up and stole his gun, I woke him up and pointed the gun at him and I said … “ take down your trousers! Now shit “ this he did I then said “ eat your shit ! “ this he did and I then took his belongings and left him by the river! So you ask me have I seen Juan Pedro the bandit? Why only yesterday we had lunch together!
 
A young dude went to a swingers singles night. Immediately he was accosted by a very attractive fit 40ish woman (think Raquel Welsh 1985). They found a secluded spot and her hands were all over him and naturally he responded eagerly. After half an hour she whispered in his ear " Listen big boy how's about you coming round to my place for a spot of mother/daughter threesome sandwich action?"

He was well up for it and they left and entered her building. Immediately she moved to the staircase and shouted up "Hey ma put your teeth in and come on down. We got lucky again tonight."
 

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