Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

I've told this one before but it's still my favourite joke.

Shaggy "What's short for Rhinoceros ?"

Scooby Doo "Rhino"

Shaggy "What is it Scoob ?"

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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That’s Gillian Anderson and I claim my £5!

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Who's Vicky?

The owner of the bike outside the bar?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The owner of the bike outside the bar?

Who moved the bike from the chippy to outside the bar?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

That’s Gillian Anderson and I claim my £5!

I know what I would be claiming and it wouldn`t be £5