Joke thread

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[Lavinda Past]

My mate handed his notice in at Subway this morning.

They've already got someone else to fill the role

 

[Lavinda Past]

While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, here I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs £5,000.

Right now, I am so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.

Not even the staff in John Lewis continually asking me to leave is going to spoil my day.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A private space company founded by Amazon chief Jeff Bezos plans to send humans into space by next year.

Or by Tuesday if they sign up for Amazon Prime

 

[Lavinda Past]

My mate just had an interview with Royal Mail, I wished him luck and asked him to let me know how it goes.

He said he'll keep me posted

 

[Lavinda Past]

I went to a friend's wedding in Sellafield last week.

The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing

 

[Lavinda Past]

Did you know that Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs?

It's because they're Inca Hoots.

 

[Big Swifty]

Interesting trivia...

M.C. Escher died when he tripped and fell up the stairs.

Very good. I visited the M C Escher museum in the Hfgue.

(I really know how to live)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Very good. I visited the M C Escher museum in the Hfgue.

(I really know how to live)

Nothing wrong with that Swifty... other than your spelling!

I visit the Laurel and Hardy museum every time we visit the Lake District. It got so repetitive for them, Mrs L and the kids used to wait in the car while I went in!