Joke thread

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[Sid C]

What does a Korean need when taking his dog out?


Oven gloves.

 

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[KS55]

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Definitely the world record bad joke. Victory parade beckons.

 

[cookster]

I’ve got a couple of tickets for United v Newcastle on Wednesday if you know anyone interested. They’re good tickets, both in the shallow end.
Let me know.

 

[JASR]

I’ve got a couple of tickets for United v Newcastle on Wednesday if you know anyone interested. They’re good tickets, both in the shallow end.
Let me know.

Might be interested. Will the half time entertainment be a fan diving competition? Or is that too similar to the 1st and 2nd half displays?

 

[Hertzblue]

Just seen a dating profile:
Looking for a man who has his own house & a good job.
Also needs to have a huge penis.
Must be over 6ft.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but surely nobody has a cock that big?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Definitely the world record bad joke. Victory parade beckons.