Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

He should have said he used to keep A sheep in his vineyard. Then it works. But he didn't. So therefore it doesn't work and he is a big fat loser.

I copied off X and was too lazy to add the A

 

[Lavinda Past]

A man walks into a chemist and asks “Have you got something for severe laryngitis?” The chemist looks at him and says “Good morning sir. Can I help you?"

 

[Lavinda Past]

I copied off X and was too lazy to add the A

I thought this was joke thread... Why are you doing algebra?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

But Mr Gaye wasn't a shepherd.

Not many people knew what was going on with him.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Not many people knew what was going on with him.

Vietnam war and police brutality wasn’t it? You don’t know because you weren’t there man!

 

[Grassland Blue]

The issue with the word sheep is that it is both singular and plural, I agree the letter A was required. Perhaps a thread can be started about the letter A?

Aardvark....

 

[Lavinda Past]

Four devout nuns die tragically in a car crash, and dutifully present themselves at the Pearly Gates for the conversation with St Peter.

Peter says, “I can tell you’ve all lived pure and holy lives, but I’ve just got to ask whether at any time since you took your vows you might have touched a man’s private parts?”

Sister Mary goes first and says “When I was nursing, I may have just touched a man there with my finger when I was giving him a bed bath”, and Peter says “Wash your finger in that font of holy water, then you may enter heaven”.

Sister Annunziata goes next and says she saw a man take a tumble falling off his bike. “And I may have brushed him down there with my elbow as I helped to pick him up”. St Peter says she should wash her elbow in the font, then she may enter heaven.

At this point an unseemly scuffle breaks out between Sister Concessa and Sister Humiltas over who gets to go next.

“Sisters, Sisters!” says St Peter. “What is this fighting all about?”

Sister Concessa says, “I’m bloody well making sure I get my mouth in that water before she puts her arse in it”.

 

[Lavinda Past]

But Mr Gaye wasn't a shepherd.

I heard it's considered very offensive to call him Marvin Gaye.

Apparently, it's now Marvin LGBTQ+

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

A man walks into a chemist and asks “Have you got something for severe laryngitis?” The chemist looks at him and says “Good morning sir. Can I help you?"

Is a bike involved somewhere here?