Lavinda Past
Well-Known Member
A bloke meets up with his mate for a drink and at 11pm he says ' I have got to go now or the wife will kill me '
His mate says ' you're joking , your doing it all wrong mate, what you do is climb the stairs quietly and sneak up under the duvet and give the wife the best oral sex she's had and she wont care what the time is '
So the bloke carries on drinking with his mate!
At 3 am the bloke staggers off home, climbs up the stairs, slips under the duvet, pulls her draws to one side and gives her the best oral he can muster!
He climbs out of bed busting for a pee and goes into the toilet where his wife is sitting on the loo.
He looks at his wife in shock and she said ' sssssshhhhhh!... you'll wake your mum up, she's sleeping our bed tonight...
His mate says ' you're joking , your doing it all wrong mate, what you do is climb the stairs quietly and sneak up under the duvet and give the wife the best oral sex she's had and she wont care what the time is '
So the bloke carries on drinking with his mate!
At 3 am the bloke staggers off home, climbs up the stairs, slips under the duvet, pulls her draws to one side and gives her the best oral he can muster!
He climbs out of bed busting for a pee and goes into the toilet where his wife is sitting on the loo.
He looks at his wife in shock and she said ' sssssshhhhhh!... you'll wake your mum up, she's sleeping our bed tonight...
