Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Made my day that

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[hammocity]

A young guy starts his first Saturday job. His boss asks "Do you know what up selling is?" "No" the boy replies

"Watch this" says the boss as a customer approaches

"Hello, I'd like to buy a new razor please" "Certainly sir, would you like some spare blades to save you a trip next time?"
"That'd be great thanks"

The boss finishes the sale and turns to the boy, "Did you see what I did there?"

"Yep, totally get it" replies the boy

Another customer appears... "Hello, I'd like a pack of tampons please"

"Certainly sir, would you like a lawnmower to go with that?"

"Why on earth would I need a lawnmower?" said the customer.

Well, it would appear your weekend is fucked so you may as well cut the grass!"

Same lad, goes into a Chippy and says to the owner:

"Fucking fish, bastard chips, twating mushy peas, you ****"

Owner says " I'm sorry I can't serve you with that attitude, get this side of the counter and I'll demonstrate how you should behave"

"Good evening young man, could I please have Fish, Chips and mushy peas?"

Young lad

"Fuck off you snipe nosed bastard, you wouldn't serve me".

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Same lad, goes into a Chippy and says to the owner:

"Fucking fish, bastard chips, twating mushy peas, you ****"

Owner says " I'm sorry I can't serve you with that attitude, get this side of the counter and I'll demonstrate how you should behave"

"Good evening young man, could I please have Fish, Chips and mushy peas?"

Young lad

"Fuck off you snipe nosed bastard, you wouldn't serve me".

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bonespost]