Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

Time for a break

Puns are not jokes, you need a long rest

 

[DrBlueBob]

Puns are not jokes, you need a long rest

In all comedy there are just two jokes. Firstly a blurring or a slipping of moral categories and second; logic gone awry. That's what they were laughing at Hugh.

tm Fry and Laurie before anyone picks me up on it.

 

[Blue Mist]

In all comedy there are just two jokes. Firstly a blurring or a slipping of moral categories and second; logic gone awry. That's what they were laughing at Hugh.

tm Fry and Laurie before anyone picks me up on it.

A long rest is an item used in snooker when the ball is miles away.

 

[Barcon]

I'm sat here giggling my tits off and I dont know why as I actually have a sense of humour.

lol. I’m guessing it’s a band and the name of one of their songs.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[jimharri]

Police have just announced that a lorry carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M62.

The radio report said that there are queues in both directions

Have you no shame?

 

[DrBlueBob]

A long rest is an item used in snooker when the ball is miles away.

Or something that Lavinda should consider. Soz Lavinda.

 

[Blue Mist]

Or something that Lavinda should consider. Soz Lavinda.

Ouch

 

[J.G.Blue.]

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