Lavinda Past
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I failed my audition to be singer in a D:Ream because I kept getting the lyrics wrong.
Oh well... Things can only improve.
Oh well... Things can only improve.
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Lavinda Past
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Police have just announced that a lorry carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M62.
The radio report said that there are queues in both directions
The radio report said that there are queues in both directions
WickyWain
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Give it a rest ;)
Lavinda Past
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Balls... :-)
U r potty
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Errr my mate has got that book
Lavinda Past
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That comment made me baulk. I'm wondering if this exchange has legs, or if we should just pocket in....
Time for a break
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I'm sat here giggling my tits off and I dont know why as I actually have a sense of humour.
Puns are not jokes, you need a long rest
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In all comedy there are just two jokes. Firstly a blurring or a slipping of moral categories and second; logic gone awry. That's what they were laughing at Hugh.
tm Fry and Laurie before anyone picks me up on it.
A long rest is an item used in snooker when the ball is miles away.
Barcon
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lol. I’m guessing it’s a band and the name of one of their songs.
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Have you no shame?
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Or something that Lavinda should consider. Soz Lavinda.
Ouch
I had a Tarka Curry the other day, it was similar to other curries just a little bit Otter.