Joke thread

[Sam101]

I met a dyslexic Yorkshireman the other day.

He was wearing a cat flap

 

[Sam101]

Last night, I walked into the bedroom, stripped off and asked my wife what she would most like to do with my body.


She looked me up an down and said "Identify it"

 

[noblelord]

 

[Sam101]

Not many people know that Bruce Lee's sister, Simone, makes a very good living selling mobile phone contracts.

 

[KS55]

Not many people know that Bruce Lee's sister, Simone, makes a very good living selling mobile phone contracts.

Ha. Or should I say Ah.

 

[Sam101]

I’m opening a theme pub based on the pop group Wham called ‘Club Tropiana’

All that’s missing is the ‘c’.

 

[Lavinda Past]

By the standard of some (most?) of the offerings on here, that's not that bad. Ish.

Settle down Jim. Don't laugh too much...

;-)

 

[jimharri]

Settle down Jim. Don't laugh too much...

;-)

I can't until I get my stitches out. That's why this thread is a godsend.

;-)

 

[lawton mellor]

My friend told me that his great-great-great-great grandfather is still alive

He has a terrible stuttering problem.

your a ttttttwat

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Not many people know that Bruce Lee's sister, Simone, makes a very good living selling mobile phone contracts.

From her house on the edge of Glossop.