Joke thread

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[WickyWain]

I tried to download a new calendar app to my phone but mistakenly ended up with a colander app.

All it does is drain the battery.

 

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[WickyWain]

Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A man walks into a bar and says loudly, "Bartender, six shots!"

The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow six shots, whats the occasion?"

The man replies, "My first blowjob!"

The bartender then pours him a seventh shot and says, "Congrats man, this one’s on me."

The man then says, "Thanks... if seven shots can't get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will!"

 

[Uwe Already]

Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

I saw an advert for a double entendre competition - so I entered my wife