Joke thread

King Charles goes on a political goodwill visit to Iran. After being met at the airport by an Iranian diplomat, he’s taken off to a fancy hotel.

As they walk in, King Charles says in his incredibly upper-class accent to the Iranian diplomat, “Could you show me to the shah, please?”

The diplomat doesn’t quite know what to say for a moment... after a few seconds, he hesitantly says “We don’t have a Shah anymore, sir. We got rid of the Shah years ago.”

“Oh.” says King Charles. “In that case, I’ll just have a bath…”
 
Lavinda Past said:
King Charles goes on a political goodwill visit to Iran. After being met at the airport by an Iranian diplomat, he’s taken off to a fancy hotel.

As they walk in, King Charles says in his incredibly upper-class accent to the Iranian diplomat, “Could you show me to the shah, please?”

The diplomat doesn’t quite know what to say for a moment... after a few seconds, he hesitantly says “We don’t have a Shah anymore, sir. We got rid of the Shah years ago.”

“Oh.” says King Charles. “In that case, I’ll just have a bath…”
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Iran?
Wear the fox hat.
 
Lavinda Past said:
King Charles goes on a political goodwill visit to Iran. After being met at the airport by an Iranian diplomat, he’s taken off to a fancy hotel.

As they walk in, King Charles says in his incredibly upper-class accent to the Iranian diplomat, “Could you show me to the shah, please?”

The diplomat doesn’t quite know what to say for a moment... after a few seconds, he hesitantly says “We don’t have a Shah anymore, sir. We got rid of the Shah years ago.”

“Oh.” says King Charles. “In that case, I’ll just have a bath…”
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"baaarth", shirley?
 
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