King Charles goes on a political goodwill visit to Iran. After being met at the airport by an Iranian diplomat, he’s taken off to a fancy hotel.
As they walk in, King Charles says in his incredibly upper-class accent to the Iranian diplomat, “Could you show me to the shah, please?”
The diplomat doesn’t quite know what to say for a moment... after a few seconds, he hesitantly says “We don’t have a Shah anymore, sir. We got rid of the Shah years ago.”
“Oh.” says King Charles. “In that case, I’ll just have a bath…”