Joke thread

[jimharri]

Broadsword calling Danny Boy

Don't be such a second rate punk.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Paddy and Murphy were sat in the church.

There was a bell ringing lady who was new to the job.

She forgot to let go of the rope as the bell started to swing and her skirt fell to the wind as it draged her towards the sky.

The preacher said “Anyone who looks up will be blinded by God!

Paddy said to Murphy, “I think I'll risk one eye…”

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[mexico1970]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Iran?
Wear the fox hat.

Persia, you old bugger

:-)

 

[tosh1]

Juneau, you’re wrong.

Anchorage is the largest city, but not the capital

I'm still trying to work out if this is very clever or very stupid. Its the comma that's throwing me.

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm still trying to work out if this is very clever or very stupid. It’s the comma that's throwing me.

I take it you mean the first comma.

Juneau = do you know?

 

[Vienna_70]

What did the pony say, when it coughed?

"Excuse me, I’m a little horse."

 

[bennyboy]

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[Longballutd]