Joke thread

A convicts' first day in prison....

His cellmate says do you want to be the husband or the wife?

The convict says “what?!”

The cellmate says again do you want to be the husband or the wife?

The convict says I’ll be the husband

So the cellmate says then get over here and suck your wifes dick
Works better:

"Do you want to be Mummy or Daddy?"

"I'll be Daddy"

"Get over here and suck Mummy's cock".
 

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