Joke thread

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

They stunned me, too, I didn't think Scotland could score two goals in one game!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

They stunned me, too, I didn't think Scotland could score two goals in one year!

 

[Lavinda Past]

They stunned me, too, even Scotland didn't think Scotland could score two goals in one year!

 

[Lavinda Past]

Two blokes were looking at new cars. One pointed at a particular car and said, “There’s the one I’d get.”

And a cyclops came out and hit him.

 

[LWashington]

Two blokes were looking at new cars. One pointed at a particular car and said, “There’s the one I’d get.”

And a cyclops came out and hit him.

That was a giant mistake. However, they couldn't have been titan cash. So it ogres well for the future.

 

[hammocity]

A convicts' first day in prison....

His cellmate says do you want to be the husband or the wife?

The convict says “what?!”

The cellmate says again do you want to be the husband or the wife?

The convict says I’ll be the husband

So the cellmate says then get over here and suck your wifes dick

Works better:

"Do you want to be Mummy or Daddy?"

"I'll be Daddy"

"Get over here and suck Mummy's cock".

 

[hammocity]

Iran?
Wear the fox hat.

Only the FOC's will remember that! :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

My doctor told me, "Your patella measures 2.54 cm."

I said, "Inch-high knees?"

My doctor replied, "您的髌骨长 2.54 厘米."

 

[LWashington]

My doctor told me, "Your patella measures 2.54 cm."

I said, "Inch-high knees?"

My doctor replied, "您的髌骨长 2.54 厘米."

The patient replied, "我把自行車留在外面沒關係"

 

[Hertzblue]