Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

Look, we've done this before. If you start on Lavy you start on the rest of us.
I've already sold 25 'Free Lavy Mandela' t shirts. (I really wish my t shirt printer had read my instructions and crossed both names out)

Don't mess with Lavvy.

He’s half French you know - c’est lavvy

 

[Blue Mist]

"Lavy", or "Lavvy"? Make your mind up!

Normally it's Lavy but as the printer crossed Nelson out and printed Lavvy, Lavvy it is.

I'll do you a deal 2 t shirts for £35. Normally their £15 each so I'm doing you a good deal, can't say fairer than that. Jimmy Harry.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I’ve started a job as an Aircraft Baggage Handler..

I thought it was going to be easy, but it turns out that there’s a lot to take on board.

 

[Bill Walker]

Me and @Bill Walker ....

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Haha sorry Lavvy but your on your own mate, you left me behind about 3 weeks ago. I'm all joked out.

 

[Lavinda Past]

One day, Vladimir Putin loses his pipe....

He calls his secret police chief and orders him to find it. A few hours later, Putin finds his pipe and calls to cancel the investigation.

The police chief tells Putin that they have arrested 100 people and 99 of them have already confessed.

Putin responds, "Only 99...? Continue the investigation."

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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Imagine being the 918th & 919th bloke.......

 

[Hertzblue]

I knew he reminded me of someone

 

[Lavinda Past]

Imagine being the 918th & 919th bloke.......

As I understand it, the rules allowed 'entrants' to have a plank strapped to their arse when participating...