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jimharri
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I don't get it @Lavinda Past; as far as I am aware, the forum has always treated you fairly. Why are you doing this to us?
Lavinda Past
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mancity2012_eamo
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@jimharri I object.
jimharri
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Look, we've done this before. If you start on Lavy you start on the rest of us.
I've already sold 25 'Free Lavy Mandela' t shirts. (I really wish my t shirt printer had read my instructions and crossed both names out)
Don't mess with Lavvy.
jimharri
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"Lavy", or "Lavvy"? Make your mind up!
Tuearts right boot
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I'd piss myself the day he comes out of the traps at MI5 and.... ' I'd give it 10 minutes If were you Money Penny....'
I somehow dont think that day will ever come but I live in hope.
Uwe Already
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He’s half French you know - c’est lavvy
Normally it's Lavy but as the printer crossed Nelson out and printed Lavvy, Lavvy it is.
I'll do you a deal 2 t shirts for £35. Normally their £15 each so I'm doing you a good deal, can't say fairer than that. Jimmy Harry.
Lavinda Past
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I’ve started a job as an Aircraft Baggage Handler..
I thought it was going to be easy, but it turns out that there’s a lot to take on board.
I thought it was going to be easy, but it turns out that there’s a lot to take on board.
Bill Walker
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Haha sorry Lavvy but your on your own mate, you left me behind about 3 weeks ago. I'm all joked out.
Lavinda Past
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One day, Vladimir Putin loses his pipe....
He calls his secret police chief and orders him to find it. A few hours later, Putin finds his pipe and calls to cancel the investigation.
The police chief tells Putin that they have arrested 100 people and 99 of them have already confessed.
Putin responds, "Only 99...? Continue the investigation."
He calls his secret police chief and orders him to find it. A few hours later, Putin finds his pipe and calls to cancel the investigation.
The police chief tells Putin that they have arrested 100 people and 99 of them have already confessed.
Putin responds, "Only 99...? Continue the investigation."
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Lavinda Past
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Imagine being the 918th & 919th bloke.......
As I understand it, the rules allowed 'entrants' to have a plank strapped to their arse when participating...