Joke thread

[bluetonium]

Bagged an absolute stunner last night, took her back to my place and had a hell of a time. Only problem was she was shouting out some other guy's name all night. Whoever he is, Ron Whole must be some guy!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Old Mr.Jones had an arrangement.
Every Wednesday and Sunday he went round to Mrs.Smiths house where they had afternoon tea together.
After they had finished the tea and cake they would retire to the sitting room where Mrs.Smith would take out Mr. Jones old man and hold it, just hold it, for about half an hour.
Anyway, one day, Mr.Jones told Mrs. Smith that he wouldn't be coming round as often in future.
Mrs.Smith wanted to know why?
"Well," said Mr.Jones "I will be visiting old Mrs.Morgan sometimes".
"Mrs.Morgan!' exclaimed Mrs.Smith, "and what does she have that I don't?"
"Parkinsons" came the answer.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[hammocity]

Bagged an absolute stunner last night, took her back to my place and had a hell of a time. Only problem was she was shouting out some other guy's name all night. Whoever he is, Ron Whole must be some guy!

Would work better if you'd put "bagged an absolute Thai stunner last night".

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

Just been in Waterstone's and spotted a really confusing book.
It was called 'Ventriloquism for Dummies'.

 

[citizen_maine]

Just been in Waterstone's and spotted a really confusing book.
It was called 'Ventriloquism for Dummies'.

Self employed edition?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Tim Vine likes this one.

No he doesn’t. Stop encouraging him.