Lavinda Past
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Today, I told my really hot co-worker how I felt and she said she felt the same.
So I turned on the air-conditioner.
So I turned on the air-conditioner.
Joke thread
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Lavinda Past
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A man comes into a hospital with a broken leg. The attending physician asks, “How did this happen?”
“Well,” says the man, “twenty two years ago….”
“Wait,“ says the doctor, “what could something that happened over twenty years ago have anything to do with your broken leg?”
The man says, “Twenty two years ago I was driving on a country road at night and my car broke down. I didn’t know what to do and a farmer said that I could stay the night until I could get a mechanic or tow truck to come out the next day. In the middle of the night, the farmer’s daughter came to my bedroom and asked if there was anything I needed. ‘No,’ I said, ‘I don’t really need anything.’ She said, ‘Are you sure there isn’t anything I can do for you?’ ‘No thanks,’ I said, ‘I’m doing fine.’
This morning I realized what she meant and I fell off my roof.”
“Well,” says the man, “twenty two years ago….”
“Wait,“ says the doctor, “what could something that happened over twenty years ago have anything to do with your broken leg?”
The man says, “Twenty two years ago I was driving on a country road at night and my car broke down. I didn’t know what to do and a farmer said that I could stay the night until I could get a mechanic or tow truck to come out the next day. In the middle of the night, the farmer’s daughter came to my bedroom and asked if there was anything I needed. ‘No,’ I said, ‘I don’t really need anything.’ She said, ‘Are you sure there isn’t anything I can do for you?’ ‘No thanks,’ I said, ‘I’m doing fine.’
This morning I realized what she meant and I fell off my roof.”
Tuearts right boot
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3 times i've read that, 3 times and I'm still non the wiser. Have you ever thought of taking up golf. Or fishing.
Yes :)
Lavinda Past
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dickie davies
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he missed the line about the bike
