Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

We also need a joke dictionary so people know ‘testimonials’ doesn’t mean references.

 

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[Lavinda Past]

A guy goes to the doctor in a distressed state. He pulls down his pants and bends over and there piece of lettuce sticking out of his asshole.


The doctor, obviously disgusted, takes a look and says "Ugh, that's nasty!"

Man, "Sorry Doc, but that's just the tip of the iceberg"

 

[Lavinda Past]

After a night of drinking together, my wife told me she wanted to do something crazy and have wild sex in the back seat of the car.

I got excited until she asked if I would drive.

 

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