It was the first time that Johny had ever flown by business class in a modern aircraft
He was amazed to find that it had separate woman's and men’s toilets.
Finding the men’s toilet occupied, he quietly slipped into the women's toilet.
It was a sophisticated hi-tech toilet.
While sitting on the toilet seat, he noticed a series of buttons on the wall.
Curious, he pushed a button marked WW.
At once. Warm Water jetted along the insides of his thighs.
Delighted, he pushed the buttons marked PP beside it.
The water jet shut down and, ever so gently, a small Powder Puff began tapping his behind.
Thrilled, he pushed the button labeled ATR.
That was the last thing he remembered until he opened his eyes and looked up into the smiling face of the nurse in a hospital.
“Christ!” He, exclaimed. “What happened?” he asked the nurse.
The nurse scolded him: “You went into the ladies toilet, didn’t you? That is not allowed”.
Johny: “Sorry, but I had to go”
Nurse: “And you pressed the ATR button, didn't you?”
Johny: “Yes”
Nurse smilingly: “That stands for Automatic Tampon Removal. When you can walk, Sir, you will find your penis waiting for you in your jacket pocket”
