Joke thread

It was the first time that Johny had ever flown by business class in a modern aircraft

He was amazed to find that it had separate woman's and men’s toilets.

Finding the men’s toilet occupied, he quietly slipped into the women's toilet.

It was a sophisticated hi-tech toilet.

While sitting on the toilet seat, he noticed a series of buttons on the wall.

Curious, he pushed a button marked WW.

At once. Warm Water jetted along the insides of his thighs.

Delighted, he pushed the buttons marked PP beside it.

The water jet shut down and, ever so gently, a small Powder Puff began tapping his behind.

Thrilled, he pushed the button labeled ATR.

That was the last thing he remembered until he opened his eyes and looked up into the smiling face of the nurse in a hospital.

“Christ!” He, exclaimed. “What happened?” he asked the nurse.

The nurse scolded him: “You went into the ladies toilet, didn’t you? That is not allowed”.

Johny: “Sorry, but I had to go”

Nurse: “And you pressed the ATR button, didn't you?”

Johny: “Yes”

Nurse smilingly: “That stands for Automatic Tampon Removal. When you can walk, Sir, you will find your penis waiting for you in your jacket pocket”
 
Limericks eh?

A very butch lady named Georgy
Once went to a lesbo sex orgy
She said to her chum
A bit less of your bum
And a bit more of your old Cheddar Georgy

A certain young lady from Hants
Stepped onto the bus in a trance
Besides the conductor
12 Passengers fucked her
And the driver came twice in his pants
 
I was out walking when l passed a public toilet and heard some strange noises……

On entering the loo l saw some guy leaning over the sink with another guy standing behind him with his index finger up the other guy’s bum.

I said “ what the fuck are you two doing !”

He said “l’m trying to make my mate sick! “

“idiot”, I replied...“you won’t make him sick like that"

“oh l will when l put this finger in his mouth “ ……
 
Limericks eh?

A very butch lady named Georgy
Once went to a lesbo sex orgy
She said to her chum
A bit less of your bum
And a bit more of your old Cheddar Georgy

A certain young lady from Hants
Stepped onto the bus in a trance
Besides the conductor
12 Passengers fucked her
And the driver came twice in his pants
There was a young girl from Uttoxeter
So ugly the boys all threw roxeter
But now that she's twenty and showing them plenty
They're waving their balls and their coxeter.
 

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