Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Animal farm video cover?


My mate just said

No mate, he's barking up the wrong tree.

 

[citizen_maine]

Does anyone remember the chiropractor joke I posted?

It was about a week back.

I don't remember you posting any jokes

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I don't remember you posting any jokes

 

[ray21]

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[Lavinda Past]

In Archaeology news, the Pythagorean Theorem has been found inscribed on a clay tablet a couple of hundred years older than Pythagoras himself.

We now know that not only did Pythagoras really know his geometry, but he also invented time travel.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I have a lot in common with my translucent girlfriend.

Sometimes I can see a bit of me in her.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

I would just sit in the back and ting

 

[Lavinda Past]

Don’t use double negatives

They’re a big no no