Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

OK someone is going to have to explain how to put someone on block. I mean a joke's a joke, and this isn't one on any planet in this solar system or any other. What were you even thinking???

 

[Lavinda Past]

My relationship with my old girlfriend struggled once she took up golf

It really drove a wedge between us

 

[BlueFurn]

My relationship with my old girlfriend struggled once she took up golf

It really drove a wedge between us

Relentless!
You’ve got a book… or it was you that knocked Bob Monkhouse’s books…
Machine gun humour!!

 

[BlueFurn]

Relentless!
You’ve got a book… or it was you that knocked Bob Monkhouse’s books…
Machine gun humour!!

Knocked? Nicked!

 

[Lavinda Past]

Relentless!
You’ve got a book… or it was you that knocked Bob Monkhouse’s books…
Machine gun humour!!

Fun fact... I used to live next door to Bob Monkhouse's nephew. He was a right dickhead. (The nephew, not Bob)

As for the posts (I won't call them jokes as it upsets some of our readers apparently)... I claim no responsibility for them. I'm just passing on a bit of humour in an otherwise largely miserable world.

 

[citizen_maine]

Fun fact... I used to live next door to Bob Monkhouse's nephew. He was a right dickhead. (The nephew, not Bob)

As for the posts (I won't call them jokes as it upsets some of our readers apparently)... I claim no responsibility for them. I'm just passing on a bit of humour in an otherwise largely miserable world.

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I must have missed that

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I put Vaseline on my front doorknob for a joke the other day…My missus didn’t find it funny at all. In fact, she flew off the handle.

 

[Uwe Already]

Does anyone remember the chiropractor joke I posted?

It was about a week back.

Would you like any copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I have some back issues…

 

[Lavinda Past]

I must have missed that

 

[Lavinda Past]

Oh! why did the Beeb sack Jermaine Jenas?
Was it a deed shocking, profane or heinous?
Was it sordid like Huw?
Or did he do something new?
Seems likely he shared a pic of his penis