Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I stole a giant boardgame

It was the biggest risk I've ever taken

 

[Lavinda Past]

Elton John is really good at the piano but he sucks on an organ.

 

[KS55]

I stole a giant boardgame

It was the biggest risk I've ever taken

Ludocrous.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Just thinking…..
In 3,026 years from now,
Life will either be really good or really bad….










It will be 5050………

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[BigJoe#1]

Women are always complaining that us men never listen………
Well I can honestly say I’ve never heard
my wife say that………

 

[Lavinda Past]

A sloth is mugged by a gang of snails. The jungle police arrive and ask if the sloth can give the a description of the perpetrators.

“Not really,” says the sloth, “it all happened so fast…..”

 

[Lavinda Past]

Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men..

Bill to Ben: flubulubalubalblub

Ben to Bill: If you really love me you’ll swallow that

 

[horlock_was_super]

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What about The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle then?