Lavinda Past
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I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing.
It's just one step forward and two steps back.
It's just one step forward and two steps back.
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Lavinda Past
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What about The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle then?
I don’t write 'em, I only steal 'em....
Good call!
Lavinda Past
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I got a job making breakfast after a swingers party
I had to stir the porridge
I had to stir the porridge
Barcon
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No dips?I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing.
It's just one step forward and two steps back.
Lavinda Past
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A drunk guy is in a bar and has to do #2. So he goes to the toilet. He's in there quite a while and making a lot of noise, so the bar manager comes in there.
"What seems to be the problem in here? You're screaming and scaring the customers."
"I'm trying to take a shit and every time I try to flush, something comes up and grabs my balls and squeezes them!"
"That's because you're sitting on the mop bucket, dummy!"
"What seems to be the problem in here? You're screaming and scaring the customers."
"I'm trying to take a shit and every time I try to flush, something comes up and grabs my balls and squeezes them!"
"That's because you're sitting on the mop bucket, dummy!"
Lavinda Past
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They won't let me near the buffet.No dips?
Lavinda Past
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My granddad used to circumcise elephants for the circus.
He said the job was tough, but the tips were huge.
He said the job was tough, but the tips were huge.
Lavinda Past
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I met a lovely woman who happens to have dwarfism.
We hit it off great and went on a date. I'm not sure if it's love, but I'm just nuts over her.
We hit it off great and went on a date. I'm not sure if it's love, but I'm just nuts over her.
Lavinda Past
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Sunday school teacher asks the class what part of you does God take to heaven?
First girl says "your hands, because when you pray you hold your hands up"
Second boy says "your head, because when you think about God it's with your head!"
Little Johnny speaks up "it's your feet! I heard my mom just a few days ago yelling "Oh god, oh god, I'm coming!" When I went to see what was happening her feet were up in the air and if my dad hadn't pinned her down I think we would have lost her!"
First girl says "your hands, because when you pray you hold your hands up"
Second boy says "your head, because when you think about God it's with your head!"
Little Johnny speaks up "it's your feet! I heard my mom just a few days ago yelling "Oh god, oh god, I'm coming!" When I went to see what was happening her feet were up in the air and if my dad hadn't pinned her down I think we would have lost her!"
Lavinda Past
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Have you heard about the lonely gynecologist?
He tried to look up all his old girlfriends.
He tried to look up all his old girlfriends.