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Lavinda Past
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Two business partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married.
Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.
“So what did you think?” he asks.
“Ahh,” replies the first lawyer, “my wife is better.”
Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.
“So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?”
The second guy replies, “You were right.”
Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.
“So what did you think?” he asks.
“Ahh,” replies the first lawyer, “my wife is better.”
Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.
“So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?”
The second guy replies, “You were right.”
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What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a rag?
The shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
The shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
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That fella looks like Crimewatch did a photo-fit of the Ginger Pig.
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There's a mum and daughter who sit in front me at the match
Last September the girl was getting married and a couple of weeks before the big day when I was chatting to her, she said that her boyfriend was in Benidorm on his stag doo with his mates and they'd hired a dwarf in a gimp suit for the day