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A young lad went into a chemist's shop, and spoke to the female assistant.
"A packet of three, please Miss"
"Don’t you "Miss" me!
"Better make it four, then!"
"A packet of three, please Miss"
"Don’t you "Miss" me!
"Better make it four, then!"
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Somebody once asked Jethro if he could keep a secret.
"I can," he replied, "but it’s the buggers I tell that let me down".
"I can," he replied, "but it’s the buggers I tell that let me down".
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A City supporter was waiting for his mate to pick him up, as they were on their way to Maine Road for the match.
Finally, his friend arrived, but his beautiful white car is covered in blood, grass, leaves and mud.
"What happened?"
"I saw dozy David, and ran him over."
"That explains the blood, but what about the grass, leaves and mud?"
"He tried to escape through the park."
Finally, his friend arrived, but his beautiful white car is covered in blood, grass, leaves and mud.
"What happened?"
"I saw dozy David, and ran him over."
"That explains the blood, but what about the grass, leaves and mud?"
"He tried to escape through the park."
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It wouldn’t work, if it was told as a contemporary version.