Joke thread

The lions were playing football against the ants in the jungle and the ants were really up against it losing 4-0 at half time. Then the ants' captain had a brainwave and brought on a giant centipede at the interval. Well the lions didn't stand a chance as the centipede controlled the play with slick passing and finishing. The final score was 11-4 to the ants. After the game the lion's captain went across to his opposite number and said "What a great performance. Why didn't you play him from the start?" The ant replied "He took all the 1st 45 minutes to lace up his boots."
 
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