Lavinda Past
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My mate told me that he's got a load of Brand new Trivial Pursuit games for sale...
No questions asked.
No questions asked.
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Lavinda Past
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I read that the best way to deal with a red wine stain on the carpet is white wine.
It worked, I drank two bottles and now I don't give a fuck about the carpet.
It worked, I drank two bottles and now I don't give a fuck about the carpet.
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I’ve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it’s a genuine Van Gogh, because it’s got a bit of veneer missing.
I know it’s a genuine Van Gogh, because it’s got a bit of veneer missing.
Lavinda Past
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Low self-esteem support group, use back door. Nearly made me piss myself!
Lavinda Past
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Breaking news. Thousands of Oasis tickets have just been made available.
Keir Starmer has returned those he was given.
Keir Starmer has returned those he was given.
Lavinda Past
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My mate said there's a stunning blonde who's started working at our local and he heard rumours she wanted to give him one.
Unfortunately, it was out of ten.
Unfortunately, it was out of ten.
Lavinda Past
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On a visit to Ireland, Diane Abbott was asked what she thought of County Down.
She replied, "I preferred it when Carol Vorderman was on it".
She replied, "I preferred it when Carol Vorderman was on it".
Lavinda Past
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I was in Asda before and saw a wonan at the checkout who had really terrible teeth.
When she smiled at the cashier, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans.
When she smiled at the cashier, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans.