Joke thread

[Hertzblue]

Coming soon ..

 

[Lavinda Past]

The New Oral Ecstasy Powder is released today in Yorkshire.

E By Gum

 

[Lavinda Past]

The restaurant menu included an item called ladas...

I asked the waiter "what's LADAS ?"

He said. "Mixed salad"

 

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[Blue Mist]

I remember my first nine dates, when I started to see the present Mrs Goldblatt

It was eight meals out, and a trip to the cinema to see a superhero film.

So that's

Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Batman

Or how does Batman's mum get him in for a meal ?

Batman
Dinner dinner dinner.
Blue Mist aged 8 and three quarters.