Joke thread

[MCFC68]

 

[blueish swede]

I think everyone carping on about @Lavinda Past's jokes should take a minute to reflect.

They're not his jokes. He did't make them up. He selflessly spends hours scouring his sources for them and each and every one is, no doubt, subject to a rigourous selection policy. Only those that measure up to LPs exacting standards actually make it on to BM.

Just let that sink in.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

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There are no fat people in Spoons. Eating is cheating!

 

[Blue Mist]

That's really triggered me Bill...

I suspect you don't know that I'm an orphan.

Orphan found posting shit jokes ?


:-)

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Skr1975]

I think everyone carping on about @Lavinda Past's jokes should take a minute to reflect.

They're not his jokes. He did't make them up. He selflessly spends hours scouring his sources for them and each and every one is, no doubt, subject to a rigourous selection policy. Only those that measure up to LPs exacting standards actually make it on to BM.

Just let that sink in.

Or maybe he accesses a really crap jokes website copies and pastes every joke that appears on it regardless of whether or not the joke contains any humour

 

[BimboBob]

I think everyone carping on about @Lavinda Past's jokes should take a minute to reflect.

They're not his jokes. He did't make them up. He selflessly spends hours scouring his sources for them and each and every one is, no doubt, subject to a rigourous selection policy. Only those that measure up to LPs exacting standards actually make it on to BM.

Just let that sink in.

You mean there are ones that didn't make the cut?

 

[jimharri]

A mother of a friend is in an nursing home and, to pass the time, they play nothing but board games.

"Any chess?" I asked."

No, we went private!" he replied.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

I think everyone carping on about @Lavinda Past's jokes should take a minute to reflect.

They're not his jokes. He did't make them up. He selflessly spends hours scouring his sources for them and each and every one is, no doubt, subject to a rigourous selection policy. Only those that measure up to LPs exacting standards actually make it on to BM.

Just let that sink in.

 

[bladdered]