Joke thread

[TinFoilHat]

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I still recall the day my ex told me to cum on my own tits...

:(

 

[NZBlue]

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

Well I'd really like to go on record as saying that that was one of your finest efforts in this thread










But it wasn't, it was totally shut







:-)

 

[JRockBlues]

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Also bad at spelling.

 

[Bill Walker]

Lavindar Past, a football fan,
Posted jokes, oh what a plan!
But alas, his wit,
Was seriously shit,
His jokes need a rewrite man

;)

Lavinda Past a football fan,
Posted jokes he got from his Mam,
He tried his best but the jokes were bad,
His Mam's being sacked, so he's gonna try his Dad.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[KS55]

I still recall the day my ex told me to cum on my own tits...

:(

….without hitting the headboard.

 

[fulabeer]

 

[horlock_was_super]

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

So you’re saying that all meteorologists are fat bastards!
That’s not very nice.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Because they're made of meat?

I was assuming so. It took me ages.