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[johnny crossan]

1.3M views · 16K reactions | This was a star-studded BBC advert for the TV Licence made in 1986. Although the variety / quality of shows may have changed since, I can’t help but... | By Man Behaving Dadly | Facebook

This was a star-studded BBC advert for the TV Licence made in 1986. Although the variety / quality of shows may have changed since, I can’t help but...

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[johnny crossan]

three in a row - Brian Clough again

942K views · 12K reactions | The legend that was Brian Clough | By Alive & Kicking | Facebook

The legend that was Brian Clough

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[johnny crossan]

one more - Gazza on the Rags

1.8M views · 10K reactions | Comedy Gold Is Gazza #paulgascoigne #gazza #footballbanter #manchesterunited #rooney #cantona #ryangiggs | The Boom Doctor

Comedy Gold Is Gazza #paulgascoigne #gazza #footballbanter #manchesterunited #rooney #cantona #ryangiggs.

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[Tuearts right boot]

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Brilliant.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[noblelord]

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

 

[Lavinda Past]

A little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies’ room of the petrol station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who said, "excuse me young man, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street take the first left turn and and then the next right. It's a big building on the left."

The man thanked the boy, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new vicar in town. If you and your mother come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy laughed and replied, “You must be joking... You can't even find the bloody Post Office."

 

[Mid Wales blue]

People get confused converting kilograms into pounds. It's simple.

Take the weight you want to convert, say 1.7kg, and google what it is in pounds.

My next door neighbours converted 1kg into pounds, and now they’re doing 8 years in the nick!