Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

My mate's handwriting is so bad that he can't get a girlfriend.

He's an illegible bachelor.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I ran into a lamp post this morning but I only suffered light injuries.

 

[noblelord]

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I've just watched a documentary about what happens to your body when you wake up

It was eye-opening.

Blimey, thats a bit of a stretch............

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Blimey, thats a bit of a stretch............

I started to watch it but turned over.

 

[noblelord]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I started to watch it but turned over.

I decided to roll with it

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless and perplexed.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I decided to roll with it

There should be a blanket ban on these puns.....

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]