Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Well Jesus was the original pin up boy.


( gets coat )

 

[Italian Manc]

Have you heard the new Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

First one to the bathroom has to take 4 shots.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Have you heard the new Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

First one to the bathroom has to take 4 shots.

at that rate, it wont be long before the whole party is legless!

 

[Chev Chelios]

What's yellow and lies at the bottom of the South Indian Ocean?




















Sand!

 

[moonshiner]

Went to the doctor today. I said "Do you treat alcoholics" He said "Of course I do". I said "Great, get your coat, I'm skint".

 

[buzzer1]

Jurgen Klopp has ruled himself out of the rag job, however he mentioned that his brother 'Klippety' is available.

 

[moonshiner]

I can see 6 years into the future, I have 2020 vision.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

My flat mate used to buy fruit and take all the skins off before I got home from work... I never saw the appeal.

 

[york away to this!]

My flat mate used to buy fruit and take all the skins off before I got home from work... I never saw the appeal.

...presume he must have pipped you to it...

 

[Bodicoteblue]

My flat mate used to buy fruit and take all the skins off before I got home from work... I never saw the appeal.

...presume he must have pipped you to it...

You taking the pith?