Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I accidentally drank from a jar of invisible ink, and I'm currently at the hospital waiting to be seen.

 

[Barcon]

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I don’t get it

 

[Lavinda Past]

I don’t get it

It's not a joke ... Helen Mirren has a strange fixation about Kurt Cobain having once said something along the lines of it being sad that he never got to live in the time of social media.
Apparently, she's made similar references to him when discussing other topics.
Basically, it would seem that she's a fucking nutcase.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Barcon]

It's not a joke ... Helen Mirren has a strange fixation about Kurt Cobain having once said something along the lines of it being sad that he never got to live in the time of social media.
Apparently, she's made similar references to him when discussing other topics.
Basically, it would seem that she's a fucking nutcase.

Phew. My sense of humour is intact

 

[goalmole]

It's not a joke ... Helen Mirren has a strange fixation about Kurt Cobain having once said something along the lines of it being sad that he never got to live in the time of social media.
Apparently, she's made similar references to him when discussing other topics.
Basically, it would seem that she's a fucking nutcase.

Why is it in the joke thread?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Skr1975]

If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station , where do you weigh a pie ?

Somewhere over a rainbow, weigh a pie !