Joke thread

[kippaxneil]

Fell asleep in the pub last night and somebody put a tea bag in my mouth.
I was livid! No one treats me like a mug!

 

[Lavinda Past]

The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”

That spoke volumes.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station , where do you weigh a pie ?

Somewhere over a rainbow, weigh a pie !

You are Lavinda’s burner account, and I claim my £50.00.

 

[Lavinda Past]

You are Lavinda’s burner account, and I claim my £50.00.

He's a good prospect is @Skr1975 I might sign on as his agent.

PS... What's a burner account?

 

[sir baconface]

He's a good prospect is @Skr1975 I might sign on as his agent.

PS... What's a burner account?

It’s one that self combusts when a shit joke is posted.

You wouldn’t like it.

;-)

 

[blue44]

It’s one that self combusts when a shit joke is posted.

You wouldn’t like it.

;-)

There would be no one left to post if that happened,I'd of been gone years ago

 

[BimboBob]

That's humourist. Stuff that isn't remotely funny has as much right to be in the joke thread as funny stuff, otherwise you are repressing unfunny stuff. Boooooo!!!!!
And we'd be at nearly 5 pages if we excluded unfunny stuff.

That many pages?

 

[Lavinda Past]

That many pages?

 

[BimboBob]

View attachment 137121

Still on nearly 5 pages.