Joke thread

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[Lavinda Past]

I bought a jar of lemon curd yestrrday but dropped it at home.

It's a good job I didn't eat it because when I cleared it up, I found ten large pieces of glass in it.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

My mate's granddad was in the RAF too. I think he was killed in India.

I seem to remember being told that he fell out of a bomb bay door.

I heard he had a dodgy tikka…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Im sure I recognise a pair of these from this forum…
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Can’t see Len, he must be in the pool giving swimming lessons!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

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